dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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