Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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