Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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