is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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