Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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