There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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