It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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