Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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