I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
