Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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