butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
