I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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