Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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