Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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