that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
