last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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