none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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