Hey man sorry I got all grabby
what if I'm pregnant?
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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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