U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We left the knife in your bed.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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