I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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