So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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