please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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