The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I lost the right to judge tonight
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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