idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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