The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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