Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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