Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
