The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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