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I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.

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(541): View more from Oregon

bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.

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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka

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(905): View more from Ontario

She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris

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(253): View more from Washington

Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie

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(512): View more from Texas

It's not a walk of shame if you run

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