dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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