Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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