Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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