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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.

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(757): View more from Virginia

It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't

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(440): View more from Ohio

im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.

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(914): View more from New York

he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.

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(626): View more from California

you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make

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(949): View more from California

Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.

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