butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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