I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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