Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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