...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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