I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
