whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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