Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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