belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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