..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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