So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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