do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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