I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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