I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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