i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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