i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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