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(760): View more from California

ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!

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(407): View more from Florida

I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

you traded sex for a burrito?

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life

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(289): View more from Ontario

he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went

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(314): View more from Missouri

I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.

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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik

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Lyk hr kuds 4

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing

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(620): View more from Kansas

I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.

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