sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
she peed on how many people?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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