It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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