Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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